Welcome, to the new Glingo.

Glingo= Lone Star Girls Lingo= Glingo
(cant forget the sheriff)

So, for all of you lost little kittykats who have no idea what all the Glingo is, here it is, spelled out for you.


Fexpensive= FUCKING EXPENSIVE!
"that american apparel hoodie is fexpensive!"

Song Binging= the act of listening to a song over and over and over
"Omg. I am so Song Binging What A Catch, Donnie by FOB right now"

Tag Hag= When someone is obsessed with a certain clothing label and has most of the items in the store
"Jamie is such an american apparel tag hag!"
(haha love you jamie=])

You Forgot Poland= What you say to someone when you want to one up them after you have totally just been pwned.
"Hey Rac, You Forgot Poland"

Chawch=an asshole/douchebag
"Dude, stop being such a cawch to her"

faja= another, nicer, word for fuck
"FAJA MY LIFE!"

Fosh=for+sure
"wanna go downtown this weekend with the LSGs?"
"FOSH!"

Fittie=a very hot man
"Alex Marshall is a fittie FOSH!"

Thumb Me=Text me
"Thumb me when you get home tonight so we can listen to the new Paramore single together"

Sando= Sandwhich
"Want a sando from potbellys or a burrito from Qdoba?"

Williams=Dollar Bills
"how many williams do you have?"
"about 20 bucks"

Jeanz=Genius
" i Bet if we hang out in the back of the venue we can totally run into the cute drummer from the opening band!"
"OMG! you're so jeanz!"

Shefted= A noun, adjective or verb in place of any word you want; i.e. Durf, Santi
"...he totally just got shefted"

Biffs=That Blows
"The show is sold out! ugh...this biffs"

Rac-ed= Rocked, pwned
"Jessica just ate it while getting on the train"
"RAC-ED!"

T.k.ked= stole, gangked
"I T.k.ked that wallet from Urban Outfitters"

ILML="illmill" I love my life
"i got the you asking for a KyKy sando from the Ed Debevics waitress on tape"
"yes! qual as ever...ILML!"



p.s. LSGs add "z" to the end of everything and also... we Abrev Ev

oh my gatz.
i lovez us.